When you do the digital roots of numbers the right way, you have to ignore the nines. Ive been told that that is weird, but since this was Frys opinion, Im going to ignore that too.
Its an easy thing to do, strip away everything and get right down to the basics. Like today. People could say that its September Ninth Three-thousand and Nine. But most people will say Nine-nine-oh-nine. Its easier when they do. Were starting over today, dont you see? You can start off taking away the nines, or you can solve the problem, its the same either way. Nine plus nine will always wear back down to nine, and then to zero. Watch. Nine plus nine is eighteen. Then eighteen plus nine is twenty-seven. And look at the digits. Two plus seven is what? Yes. Nine. And that makes zero. There you go. Maybe you meatbags arent so hopeless after all.
Fry was upset. He turned thirty-four recently. I tried to tell him that thirty-four